Seize Them! is:

René Limprecht on drums
Jeff Picanso on keys and vocals
Keith Putnam on guitar and vocals
Andy Schneider on bass

Seize Them! crafts top-quality rock and roll music to exacting industry standards at their subterranean laboratory in New York City.

The current lineup of the band played its first public show in May of 2007 at the Last Resort Art Space, in Astoria, Queens, and went on to shake the megalopolis with monthly gigs around town, each show bringing more and more minions under their thrall. Current projections estimate that 75% of humanity, at minimum, will fall to Seize Them!'s control by 2009.

Seize Them!'s self-titled five song EP, released in April of 2008, was the product of a year's worth of dedication and creativity catalyzed by Andy's absorption into the band the previous winter. The band has fitted and polished their memetic weapons, and is now poised to conquer the hearts, minds and shake the rumps of innocent audiences everywhere.